from The Flora and Fauna of an Independent Scotland
Dunnock
Aye, aye. Aw right. But at least Ah’m no’ a speug – scruffy wee nyaffs.
Great Auk
Whae’s like us – Damned few, an’ we’re aw deid.
Hooded Crow
Corbies, ya bass! Raptors is thick as mince.
Wren
Ah’m mebbe wee, But Ah’m GEMM.
Starling
Me an’ ma pals wis luikin’ fur the perty. Aye, we ken Shug an’ Senga an’ Jimmy an’ Senga an’ Wullie an’ Senga an’ – aww, cheers, Agnes.
Black-Browed Albatross
Am Ah winchin’? Naw. Ah’m still waitin’ fur ma ain strappin’ jo.
Great Skua
Independence? Whit’s that at aw? Eh? Hey, goanny gie’s a bit o’ yir haddie-supper, pal? (Aye. An Ah WILL batter ye if ye doan’t.)
Douglas Lipton
Poem supplied courtesy of the Scottish Poetry Library |